what bird is this

there's a window here. didn't see the window. i'm good. i'm good. all good. still a window here. still. window. my bad. i'm sorry. read your book. ahh!! my hollow bones. every bird ever. oh dude, i saw that new movie with channing tatum. who?

channing tatum. you know, from magic mike? he was in 21 jump street. channing tatum! he's like the sexiest guy in hollywood! i'm just playing with you. i love channing tatum! he was great at thor! that's chris hemsworth. oh my god. barbara, look at trisha. oh my god. i love that necklace.

right? it's gorgeous. help me! i'm choking! i love the no look. i am so jealous. for real, that necklace is to die for. get out of the way! go! fly! heh heh heh look at me! i'm a pigeon! go! fly! walking like human. if i wasn't a member of peeta, i would run you over!

not me. i'm a human. flying's stupid. that's stupid for birds to do. oh let's go this way maybe. oh no no. let's go this way. why are they called the bald eagles? they have feathers. 999...1000! ready or not? here i come! this game isn't fun. i can clearly see you. no, you can't! yes, i can! that's impossible! i am clearly underground.

quote the raven, "nevermore." whassup ladies? ooohhh. god. you're cute! why hello ladies. look at the feathers! it's beautiful. step aside losers. the peacock has arrived. your welcome ladies. that's right. i am the sexiest goddamn bird on the... aahhhhhhhhhhhh well. there goes my vegan card! wow. he's so beautiful.

wait! what? you just took my baby! i'm a freeeee woman! hey girl. i ain't got no kid. let's hit up the club! never mind, girl. i'm a mom again. got responsibilities and stuff. wow. flying is so much fun. i love it! it's the best way to get around. i can go on vacation any time i want. you said it. i feel so relaxed up here. and so free! can you imagine being one of those flightless birds?

what an awful life. hey. i know i'm just a penguin and i can't fly, but i can still here, and feel. and you hurt my feelings. oh poop. hey guys! thanks for watching. click the box on the left to watch deleted scenes and bloopers. and if you want to check us out in more ridiculous costumes, watch "every dog ever" by clicking the box on the right. alright. i'll see you next time!